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Xzar
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Montaron
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Kagain
|    | 1 | 2.70% | |
Edwin
|    | 11 | 29.73% | |
Shar-Teel
|    | 3 | 8.11% | |
Viconia
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Eldoth
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Tiax
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06-11-2007, 02:39 AM
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| | | 101 ways to be Evil in BG (SPOILERS)
101. Have The Great Gazib summon The Amazing Oopah continuously and have him explode over and over again 
100. Lock all the Good NPC's in the Cloakwood Mines before you flood it 
99. Crush every halfling, gnome or dwarf you meet to goo
98. When you meet one of the bandit leaders in either Larswood or Peldvale, join. Get a bit comfy in the Bandit Camp, pick out your own tent, talk to the colleagues, get to know the place. Then stop playing. Congratulations! You have finished Baldur's Gate as a bandit!
97. Charm every commoner in the town and have them assemble on the town centre. Make a circle of, say, five commoners. Then make another circle of commoners around that one, and another around that one, etc., untill you've run out of commoners. Then cast a fireball spell right in the middle.  Warning: Commoners are highly flamable and should be kept away from children at all times. Burning commoners may get you into trouble with your local authorities. The fireball spell does not come with the commoners and must be purchased separately.
Please, continue!
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06-11-2007, 03:10 AM
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| | | 96. Tell the pompous nobleman at Friendly Arms Inn that you will wash his pantaloons and then return them to him, but instead of returning them, you KEEP them!
That oughta teach him a lesson... A lesson in EVIL! Mwo ha ha ha ha!
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06-11-2007, 06:50 AM
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| | As this has nothing to do with answering questions about the game, and is really more about generically being "evil," it's being moved to SYM--where there are plenty of people who know all about being evil in their daily lives.
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06-11-2007, 07:47 AM
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Originally Posted by fable  As this has nothing to do with answering questions about the game, and is really more about generically being "evil," it's being moved to SYM--where there are plenty of people who know all about being evil in their daily lives. | Hmm, if that's what you think is best...  The thread was aimed at being evil in Baldur's Gate in particular, so I would say that that forum is the more suitable place, since the people who look there are almost always interested in/known with the game, which will provide better ontopic answers. But if you only want that thread for asking questions, then I guess your decision is right...
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06-11-2007, 08:37 AM
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| | Fair enough.  If it can stay on target, and not be generic ("99. Crush every halfling, gnome or dwarf you meet to goo") so it could apply to a host of games, I'll move it back.
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06-11-2007, 09:11 AM
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| | | Here is one way to be evil, and you don't even lose any reputation. Charm Algernon and after annoying the mage,(I think he's called Transig) get Algernon to take the hits from Transig's spells. That way you get his cloak and you can then take out Transig as well for his nice wand and ring. |
06-11-2007, 10:35 AM
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| | 96. Rape Imoen 
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06-11-2007, 10:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Curry 96. Rape Imoen | Not so. Mind you, rape is always disgusting and evil in the ultimate sense: a concern about oneself to the exclusion of all others; still...to be truly evil, you should:
95. Send Imoen in to speak with Saverok. As pure torture, I can't think of anything to match this. It's an even bet whether he'd scream for mercy first, or be reduced to inarticulate mewing noises before he can beg.
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06-11-2007, 11:35 AM
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| | 95. Take your uberparty (yes the one that finished totsc). Slay every man, woman and child in the Feldpost's inn. Barricade the entrance with monster summons and see how long you can hold out against the flaming fist swarm. Don't forget to fall back to the first floor when things get out of hand.
It's what I do when I'm very bored or feeling sadistic. Play your cards right and the entire building will be filled with corpses 
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06-11-2007, 06:11 PM
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| | 93. Drop all of your partys weapons and just gang up on one of the locals who gives you the slightest bit of lip and pummel him until he is unconcious. And...continue pummeling him until you get bored. Then, heal him and wait for him to get back up then do it again then when he goes unconcious, kill him...
I did this a couple of times in Beregost...
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06-11-2007, 06:22 PM
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| | | 92. Use healing spells like Vampiric Touch and Larloch's Minor Drain on the local population.
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06-12-2007, 04:27 AM
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| | @Avatar, Rhûn, Pellinore and DeadAlready: LMAO at all four of you Quote:
Originally Posted by fable Fair enough. If it can stay on target, and not be generic ("99. Crush every halfling, gnome or dwarf you meet to goo") so it could apply to a host of games, I'll move it back. | Good point, I'll try to be more game specific. Though I do believe that not every game provides you the possibillity to have a racist streak against little people... Thanks for putting the thread back here, by the way. Quote:
Originally Posted by Curry 96. Rape Imoen | I think that that is a bit inapropriate, since you can't actually do that in the game. Basicly you would fantasize that you character is raping someone, and I think that goes a bit too far.
Although this should be already #89, I will just click with the last one:
91. When you meet that Flaming Fist deserter Samuel, tell his lady friend that you will take care of him and that you will bring him to the Friendly Arm Inn. She then walks away, relieved that her Samuel is saved. Then proceed to the area south-east of Durlag's Tower (the one with all the burial grounds) and just dump the body in one of the graves
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06-12-2007, 05:45 AM
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| | 90. Slaughter all the dukes at the duchal palace and leave only Tiax there
TIAX RULES!!!
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06-12-2007, 07:10 AM
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| | | 89. Evict all the residents of Beregost and replace them with a series of over-priced, gentrified, upscale stores, to be called The Shoppes at Beregost.
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