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Originally Posted by sonny  In the Rift Area on the Unseeing Eye quest after freeing the Avatar, Jan pipes up: "That didn't go like the first time I meet a god". Of course Anomen does not believe Jan ever met a god. Then Jan starts his story of the time that the god Oghma got drunk and passed out in his cousin's yard, and while he was passed out, Jan and his cousin pulled Oghma's underwear up around his shoulder blades and on and on... |
That's known as a "wedgie".
If Minsc is in your party when Jan first begins telling that story, Minsc asks incredulously, "Tiny has met a god before this?" Haer'Dalis, who should be smart enough to see what's coming but doesn't, is interested and says casually, "Aye, I have been fortunate to see the odd deity in my time on the planes. At least those times that they chose to travel openly, that is. What manner of encounter do you speak of?" At the end of the story, if Korgan is in your party, Korgan mutters with disgust, "One of these days, ye'll be squashed like a bug for yer impudence, gnome. Not even I would make such casual mockery of the gods." Keldorn and Mazzy chide Jan for making up such a story about a respected god, but Aerie (another Lawful Good NPC) thinks it's a funny story.