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Originally Posted by fable  They're so unbelievably white that only Scandanavia could unleash their abilities on the world. |
LOL! Much as I enjoyed your opinion of ABBA, I must take issue with this statement. The whitest musical enemas ever was two very cornfed American acts, The Carpenters and The Osmonds.
The latter were huge in Sweden in the early 70s, and no doubt inspired ABBA. Thanks a lot!
Back to Boll: I've decided to sacrifice myself in the name of science, and actually watch a Boll movie. After contemplating which one would be the most vile, I've decided upon his adaption of Alone In The Dark. It is based on a classic Lovecraftian adventure game, but Boll has set the movie in present day Los Angeles, added a heavy metal soundtrack and cast Christian Slater as the hero and airhead trainwreck Tara Reid as an archaeologist! Reid is apparently so gloriously bad in the movie that Boll himself has cut most of her scenes in the newest version of the film. I will therefore watch the original version to bask in the glory of her acting chops. The movie is ranked as the second worst reviewed movie of all time on Rotten Tomatoes. I will stock up on booze and horse-tranqulizers, and handcuff myself to the couch with the remote control out of reach. All in the name of science.
