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Originally Posted by fable  I suggest we kill all the politicians first, then subject them to the gas of rotting cucumbers. As a side benefit, it is probable that this treatment will enbalm their corpses, allowing them to be put on display to a grateful posterity in need of vegetable-based target practice. |
The assumption that politicians can be killed, fumigated or embalmed is fundamentally flawed because:
1. they are unkillable
2. they are respawnable
3. they mutate
4. they metastasize
5. they are immune to gases and furthermore, if touched, expel the deadly gas themselves