| luke wakes up one morning to see snow had covered the lawn overnight. upon further investigation he found the words "luke sucks" written in urine across his lawn. infuriated, he immediately called the local police.
when the inspector arrived he took a sample of the urine and some photos of the crime scene. luke was told the mystery would be solved in just a few days.
when the inspector called, luke was told that there was some bad news, and some really terrible news.
apparently the urine was han's. but the terrible part, the handwriting was leia's. |