Darkpoet’s State of Michigan Felonies
- Contributing to the delinquency of a sock monkey
- Running an illegal sweat shop staffed by nuns manufacturing cigars
- Heading a Canadian curling gambling ring
- Assaulting a police officer with a neon green plastic *****
- Drinking out of the toilet
- Pandering with harem of llama prostitutes
I also regret to add that DP may have been aided and abetted by Minerva, but she is only wanted for questioning at this point.
[ 05-11-2001: Message edited by: Waverly ]
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Then darkness took me, and I strayed out of thought and time
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