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Originally Posted by joebob

a guy walks int a bar, sits and a has a drink, all the time staring into his breast pocket. he has a few more, still staring and occasionally fiddling with it. the bartender cant stand it anymore and asks, "what are you looking at?" the guy pulls out a tiny piano and sets it on the bar. "huh" says the bartender and sets him up again. a while later the man reaches in his pocket again, this time pulling out a tiny little man, who sits at the piano and playsthis beautiful music. the bartender goes nuts, " where did you get such a thing?" the guy just reaches back in and pulls out a tiny lamp. sez, "i was walking on the beach and found this, i rubbed it and a genie came out and granted me one wish."
"man, you gotta let me try it" the bartender snatches it up and sez, "i wish i had a million bucks" about that time a duck walks in, followed by five more. then hundreds of ducks walk in. bartender sez," i said a million bucks not ducks"
the man replies,"you think i asked for a ten inch pianist?"

hope this doesn't offend any bartenders, small musicians,genies, or ducks, as that is not at all my intention, wink,wink

ROTF! Man that is one of the best I have ever heard, I still havent stopped laughing!