| Someone mentioned it already, but charming kids is fun. Have them attack each other and bet on the outcome ($1 to Michael Vick).
Keep opening chests and drawers and get caught so ye end up with a dozen or two Flaming Fist rent-a-cops (lots of pausing and unpausing). Drop a couple of fireballs into the crowd and break out the marshmellows. Savvy?
Kill squirrels (which is kinda good, because squirrels are evil anyway).
Attack that pansy Gorion at the beginning of the game. He's been trying to keep you from taking your rightful place as Lord of Murder. Good luck with that, by the way.
Kill Imoen on sight. I knows ye wants to romance her (which would be disgustingly evil since she's ye sis, ye nasty boy), but the game won't allow it. If ye can't have her, no one can.
Kill any who be sending ye on a fetch-this quest. What are ye, a mongrel?
Things I wish I could do:
Take over the Naskel Mines taint-the-ore business.
Take over the bandit's camp.
Kill Elminster. It's creepy how he disappears the moment I finish a conversation with the worm.
Release a Gate spell on the city of Baldur's Gate.
Kill the Duke, take over the city, attack Amn. Lose on purpose and move to Icewind Dale. I usually play a thief, so a new Shadow Thieves guild would do nicely there.
Charm women, have them attack their husbands (if no husband, then kids). If no kids, then, well, I'm home free!
Steal from the charity bowl at the various churches.
Put the Girdle of alignment change on Drizz't. Then run like Hell.  |