| an eagle is flying majesticaly over a field when he notices a good size mouse scurrying about. he finds it irresistable and swoops down, swallowing the mouse whole. the mouse, still alive and well, just tunnels on through and pokes his tiny head from the other end of the eagle. he asks, :how high up are we anyway?
the eagle responds,"bout a hundred feet." the mouse concidered that for a moment, then asked, "you wouldn't **** me would you?" |