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2) Use dwarves. Make sure they have Scottish accents.
3) Set the RPG in a place filled with "quaint" houses, and call it medieval, even though it shares nothing with the medieval period.
4) If you kill something wielding a neat weapon and having great armor, make sure the corpse contains nothing but a knife.
5) Make the final villain ridiculously overpowered.
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Last edited by fable; 08-29-2007 at 09:35 PM.
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