Manveru - Gunner's mate 2nd class. Teach *our* mob (I maybe General, but I'm a benevolent dictator
) how to shoot automatic weapons and you'll be a Captain in no time. Did someone say "heavy weapons"?
Xandax - get that pants document and you're a colonel. There'll be no pantless shenanigans in this person's militia unless its between consenting adults (I'm not homophobic, so Foul, come on out and join up...
).
Asisstnat Nut DP - we may need to convert Waverly's car into a tank, just have to wait and see if he joins up too. GO blow something else up. At ease Gentlemen.