[Bloodstalker]

Well, what about this one?

A guy and a midget walk into a bar. The bartender walks up, and askes what he would like to drink. he brings the guy and the midget a couple of beers. The midget drinks his, begins to cuss a blue streak, and stands on the bar and flashes the room. The bartender gets mad and demands the midget sit down. the guy apologizes and calms his friend down. The midget takes another drink and begins spouting obscenities again. he takes a hatchet from his coat and proceeds to chop the bar all to hell. the bartender gets mad as hell and demands that they leave. The man tells the bartender to take it easy, and offers him $10,000 to fix the damage. The bartender takes the money, but still being angry, asks what the hell a nice guy like him is doing with an ******* for a frind. The guy says "well, it's like this, I was going through my grandmothers attic and came across this bottle. It was real dirty so I started cleaning it with a clothe. Then, all of a sudden, a genie apears and says he'll grant me three wishes. So I ask to be extremly rich, and so it is."

The bartender says, "well, I can see that, you just handed me $10,000 like it was nothing, yeah I believe that."

The guy says, "with my second wish, i wanted to be attractive to all women."

the bartender examines him closely and says, "well, I can see that, your a nice looking guy. I believe you. But whats does this have to do with this jerk your sitting with?"

The guy just smiled tiredly and said" well, remember my third wish I had comimg?"

"yeah"
said the bartender.

The man pointed at the midget, now passed out on the floor, "well, That's the two and a half foot prick I wished for."

Ducks tomatoes on his way outthe door.