[Bloodstalker]

Aw hell, here I go again.....


A police officer in TN pulled a gut over doing 95 in a 55 zone. When he asked the driver of the vehicle for his registration, the driver said he didn't have any. no insurence either. The cop asked if this was his car, and the driver stated that yes, it was in fact his car as he had just stolen the vehicle after killing the owner and putting him in the trunk. The officer immediatly placed the driver in his patrol car and called for the Captain to come down, stating that they had a crisis on their hands. The captain arrived and was briefed by the officer. He then asked the driver to open the trunk. the driver asked why, and the Captain explained he wanted to see the dead body. The driver insisted that there was no body in the trunk, and open it . Sure enough, it was empty. The Captain asked if he could see his registration, upon which the driver produced the papers. The Captain stood bewildered, and began to berate the arresting officer. "You brought me all the way down here telling me there was a dead body and a car theft' at which point the driver cut in,"yeah, and I bet the lying **** told you I was speeding too"

AH I feel better now.