| |
04-26-2007, 11:48 AM
|
 | Super Moderator | | Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: The sun, the moon, and the stars.
Posts: 30,708
| |
 Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr Spanky  Don't stop global warming, start planning seaside resorts in (soon-to-be) sunny, temperate England! Trade your sweaters and anoraks for Hawaiian shirts! | Other UK advantages:
1) The Channel will rise. The UK will be isolated from France. The British can feel safe in their beds, once more!
2) Ireland will vanish.
3) Wales will become a desert island.
4) Hawaiians will flock to live there, giving the UK a festive appearance. Finchley will become an exotic capitol of decadence.
__________________
To the Righteous belong the fruits of violent victory. The rest of us will have to settle for warm friends, warm lovers, and a wink from a quietly supportive universe. |