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Old 04-15-2007, 04:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Mandalorianx View Post
this is Dane Cook telling about the catholic church(YouTube - Dane Cook - Catholic and Church)
The clip needed a few minutes to grow on me, but he was kinda funny at the end. When I was a kid I had this weird bad breath phobia during mass. There'd be anywhere between one and two hundred elderly people sitting behind me in church (my mother always sorta dragged us to the front rows - closer to the holiness I suppose). Two hundred elderlies with bad breath would all rise up and sing simultaneously, causing this gigantic wave front of stinky breath that would travel from the back all the way to the front of the church. I would usually try to hold my breath for a minute or two when the singing began, and then stealthily gasp for air while pretending to sing.
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