For Lolth's sake DO NOT NAME HIM DRIZZT DO'URDEN!
Nor should you change sex and namer her Matron Malice.
You might try some zany names that make you chuckle everytime you read it such as: Burrito Squeezer, Beer Belch, or Root Wrencher. Of course he is a dark elf so you could go opposites with: Talc or Blanca.
I used to ask my kids for names, hence --> Gobatcha.
