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11-10-2006, 11:21 PM
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After God commanded Adam and Eve to "multiply and replenish the earth" (Gen. 1:28), he pronounced all of his creation, including the power of procreation, "very good" (Gen. 1:31).
Forget the elections and nasty political squabbles, put on you favourite pair of heart print boxers, and embark upon the best romantic adventure ever. It is time to multiply... "It's part of the latest trend that has hotels around the world luring conception-minded couples by providing everything from onsite sex doctors to age-old fertility boosters promised to hasten the pitter-patter of little feet.
The Westin Grand Bahama's version, which starts at $1,893 for a three-night stay, incorporates age-old Caribbean fertility concoctions. Sea moss, the Caribbean's version of Viagra, is mixed with evaporated milk, sugar and spices and sipped three times a day.
The "Birds and the Bees" package at the Five Gables Inn & Spa, located on Maryland's Chesapeake Bay, includes a two-night stay with a couple's massage, oysters (an aphrodisiac) and wine, a pair of heart print boxer shorts and a CD from love crooner Barry White for about $810 per couple.
There's even a Procreation Ski Vacation in Jackson Hole, Wyo., where couples can snuggle by a toasty fire, enjoy a candlelit dinner for two in their room and a dogsled trip to a nearby hot springs at the Teton Mountain Lodge.
For about $1,800, couples can book a conception cruise on the "Love Boat," where they're ferried to a romantic island on the luxury liner of Singapore sex guru Dr. Wei Siang Yu.
At the Miraval Resort in Tucson, Ariz., sex experts Dr. Lana Holstein and her husband Dr. David Taylor help couples with everything from ovulation schedules to remembering to practice intimacy.
It's about "getting pregnant in style," said Judy Randall, president of Randall Travel Marketing in North Carolina."
Enjoy!
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