[Mandalorianx]

Originally Posted by Lady Dragonfly

Demon Door and its Pet the mimic chest

Hero: Hey, there is another door! Knock-knock. Anybody home?
Door: Did you hear, Boxy? Say Hello.
Hero: Are you talking to me?
Door: No, this is my Boxy here. Come on, Boxy, be nice.
Mimic: AHRRR…
Hero: Is this a treasure chest?
Mimic: GRRRR…
Door: It depends. Boxy is very sensitive. But his heart is pure gold.
Hero: Look, I think the chest is drooling! And did I just see fangs?!
Door: Boxy, really, you should try to be nice.
Mimic: Nice?! Nice?! I live on rats! Breakfast, lunch and dinner. Just look at me! Look at all that rust! It is pathetic! I need a balanced nutrition, vitamins, proteins… Rats!
Hero: Don’t look at me. I am not your lunch, forget it.
Mimic: Looks like lunch to me.
Hero: Looks like a treasure chest to me.
Door: Looks like a political TV show to me. Listen, we don’t need all this violence.
Mimic: I am starving.
Hero: I could use some cash.
Door: Then I have a job for you, Hero. Bring Boxy the Magic Pot from Swamp Witch and he will let you look under his lid. Right, Boo? I mean, Boxy?

hehehe....that would be funn in Fable 2