I'll have a carbonated high fructose corn syrup sugar bomb beverage laced with Wild Turkey, please. And if you would, please add a grease burger slathered with a generous amount of mayonaisse on the side. I prefer the bun to be enriched bleached flour (no "organic hippy bread," please
), my condiments to be excessively burdened with sodium and sugar, and my napkins to be made of 0% post-consumer content.
Oh, and you might attract fable in here if you'll play some episodes of Barney on the big-screen TVs. I heard he's a big fan of Barney.
