| If someone sent an army to invade my country? Yeah, I would kill those bastards. If someone started nuking my country? There's not a whole lot I can do. I can fight hand-to-hand, I don't dig guns or missiles. I don't drive, and don't fly planes. Furthermore, the US government would be more likely to draft toddlers than to draft me given my psychiatrict records. So, given that, when the recruits take their binkys to war, I'll join them.
__________________ "You can do whatever you want to me."
"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in the warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
"So funny, kiss me funny boy!" / *Sprays mace* " I know, I know, bad for the ozone" |