| Attention Ghosts of Ye Olde Spammers (Curdis):
Thy first born son is a man of such advanced age that selling him at the value given him by the appraisers with the antique roadshow you would not be able to cover on tenth the cost of upgrading your dusty old typewriter. My suggestion is to start haunting a rich old computer geek like Al Gore, Inventor of the Interweb, until he sacrifices his gaming computer to you.
If you like going out into the world and doing things, then going abck to cities, and hearing your exploits being discusse don the streets of the towns and cities, then Oblivion is the game for you. If you like helping people by killing things that are bothering them, then Oblivion is for you. If you like questing after magicial objects, and obtaining them through magical means, the Oblivion is for you. If you like stealing from the rich and giving to yourself, then Oblivion is for you. If you like mercilessly killing people and getting paid to do so, then Oblivion is for you. If you enjoy senseless slaughter in the style of the Roman gladiatorial arena, the Oblivion is for you. If you always awanted to be a mass murderer, the Oblivion is for you. If you always wanted to heroicly help people who you dont know, the Oblivion is for you.
If you said yes to less than three of the above questions, dont get the game; if you said yes to no more than 7 of the above questions and no less than four, you might want to consider it; If you answered yes to more than seven of the above, then Oblivion is for you.  |