I have an innapropriate story regarding my friend Shannon and a spoon, which unfortunately cannot be shared.
In it's stead, I hope a story about spork wouldn't be amiss? Sporks are almost spoons.
My friends and I in school used to have fork fights due to boredom and pent up frustration needing to be released at lunch time. Anyways, someone got hurt, and ended up bleeding after having a plastic fork snap and the now jagged edges of the thing stuck him.
Sooo, they took our forks away and gave us sporks instead, saying no one could hurt someone with a spork.
Well, sure enough, we got into a spork fight. Shannon got pinned face down on the table by our friend who's name I've forgotten, and he went to stick her with it, then Tim launched his spork and it flew and hit the kid in the ear and he tipped over and hit his head on the edge of the table. We got our sporks taken away.
Which leads to my innapropriate spoon story!
I have one about plastic knives too...