Never missing my opportunity to ceate a new thread...here'a joke. Is it good, is it bad? You decide....
Enjoy everyone...
A woman brought a very limp duck into a vetrinary surgeon. As she lay her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest..... After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said "I'm so sorry, your pet has passed away, most likely from bird flu." The distressed owner wailed, "Are you sure?"
"Yes, I'm sure. The duck is dead," he replied.
"How can you be sure", she protested. "I mean, you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something" The vet rolled his eyes and left the room.
He returned a few moments later with a black labrador Retreiver. As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top of bottom. He then looked at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head. The vet patted the dog and took it out and returned a few minutes later with a beautiful cat
The cat humped up on the table and also sniffed the bird from its beak to its tail and back again. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head and meowed softly, jumped down and strolled out of the room.
The vet looked at the woman and said "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably a dead duck." Then the vet turned to a computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill which he handed to the woman. The duck's owner still in shock, took the bill. £300!!" she cried "£300 just to tell me my duck is dead?!!"
The vet shrugged "I'm sorry. If you took my word for it, the bill would have been £50, what, with the Lab report and the Cat Scan, it all adds up!
Oh, uh...spot the included deliberate mistake. *nods*