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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA
1. Big rock between you and B.C.
2. Ottawa who?
3. Tax is 7% instead of approximately 200% as it is for the rest of the country.
4. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of.
5. You live in the only province that could actually afford to
be its own country.
6. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups.
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1. Pointy Rock in between me and DW! Rejoice!
2. Living near Toronto, you learn to forget that Ottawa exists there as well.
3. They only make you pay double for everything else.
4. Rednecks?
5. Heh heh heh... unfortunately, we pay for the rest of the country.
6. We take no blame at all for this one.
