[Brynn]

Originally Posted by dragon wench

Husband shopping

A Walmart store that sells husbands has just opened in
town where a woman may go to choose a husband from
among many men. The store is comprised of 6 floors,
and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper
ascends the flights.

There is however, a catch. As you open the door to any
floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go
up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the
building.

So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs.

The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely
good looking. "Wow" so she goes to the fourth floor and
the sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, loves kids, are extremely good
looking and help with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me! So she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely
good looking, help with the housework and have a strong
romantic streak.
She is so tempted she goes to the sixth floor and sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,456,012 to this floor. There are
no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that
women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping Wal Mart's Husband Store -

Hehe
My conclusion:
Having a job, loving kids, being goodlooking, helping with housework and being romantic is the maximum you can expect from men. Apparently, they are unable to please women