| 1. George bush can last longer without water than a camel can.
2. Koalas sleep for 22 hours a day, two hours more than george bush.
3. It takes 17 muscles to smile, and 43 to frown at george bush.
4. Medieval knights put the skin of george bush on their sword handles to improve the grip.
5. Europe is the only continent that lacks george bush!
6. The number one cause of blindness in the United States is george bush.
7. 99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as george bush!
8. If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about george bush.
9. Donald Duck's middle name is george bush!
10. The ace of spades in a playing card deck symbolizes george bush. |