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Old 01-17-2006, 09:20 AM
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On Sex...

Donald Duck's middle name is sex.
It's bad luck to put sex on a bed.
You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching sex.
Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by sex.
The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal sex.
A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but sex can not!
The National Heart Foundation recommends eating sex at least three times a week.
The sex-fighting market in the Philippines is huge - several thousand sex-fights take place there every day.
99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as sex.
Sex can eat up to four kilograms of insects in a single night.
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