(NB: I didn't find this in the game but on the subsite.)
The descrption of the Lionhead Back Tattoo also game me a chuckle
Description: Lions are fabled creatures that are supposed to exist in warm climates, hunting their prey by night and sleeping in shadows by day. The Lionhead image was worn by a group of men in the Old Kingdom whose sole purpose in life was to take over the world, planning to do so under cover of night. Their over-ambitious plans failed with the invention of torches.
clicky!