what about that fight between a kokoweef and a morningstar mine worker in malamute saloon, when you become a deputy sheriff of redding? i was laughing my ass off when i was reading that
and don't forget the conversation with the Enclave trooper through a terminal in the gecko power plant?
trooper: oh, a wise guy, huh? look, pal, whoever you are, i've just dispatched a verti-assault team on your location. have a nice day.
chosen one: uh-huh. and what do they do?
trooper: well, they usually just go in shooting and let the scientists dig through the remains
choson one: oh, goodie! i looove fireworks!
and another one, quote from several troopers on the enclave oil rig: "Jody's home now, smokin' grass, Jody's pumpin' your wife's ..."