[TonyMontana1638]

Though it took some effort, Tony tore his eyes away from the woman's face and, staring at his boots, muttered an apology.
"It's alright, but for the love of God will you go easy on the Guiness? This is the second time this week we've had to throw you out," she said with exasperation and a roll of her eyes.
"Well where are the two of you off to?" Tony asked.
"We're off to search a closet in the Spam Factory for a magic boar," Chus replied with a wink.
"You dog chus, you finally got her to come around eh?" Tony laughed, clapping Chus on the shoulder in a congratulatory manner. "There's something to be said for persistence..."
"Oh knock it off will you!" she interrupted with some measure of irritation, smacking Chus upside the head and throwing a glance that could heel a drunk Manchester United fan arguing with an Arsenal supporter at Tony. "We're serious, you haven't heard about the Raven?"
"No," Tony replied, throwing a questioning glance in Chus' direction. "What Raven? Did someone leave Phreddie's SF office open again?"
"Well I don't know about Preddie..." she began.
"Except that he should be a writer for Newspeak," Chus mumbled.
"But here's what happened inside while you were passed out..."