[dj_venom]

It was in the middle of the day, when Venom was having one of his barbecues. He had finished wrestling crocs for the day, and was prepared to get drunk and stuffed from meat, when suddenly, he realised too late he didn't have any steak left.

In answer to his prayers, a raven flew by and stopped just next to him. "I have come to help you." the raven said. "Perfect timing," Venom took a flying leap and narrowly missed grabbing the raven. The raven flew up and cawed "I am a noble raven and I have a quest I must assist you goodfolk on, it would not be wise to eat me." "Fine, you probably don't taste nice anyway, now where do you want to go." Upon learning of this, he pointed the way towards the Tap and Tea, and, due to having nothing else to do, Venom decided to walk there too, arriving much later than the Raven.