| 1) All from a scene of 'Transformers: The Movie.'
Megatron: Prime!
Optimus Prime: One shall stand, one shall fall.
Megatron: Why throw away your life so recklessly?
OP: *stunning rise in visual perspective* That's a question you should ask yourself, Megatron.
Megatron: Now, I'll crush you with my bare hands! *leaps at OP and grapples him*
2) From 'The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King.' After Legolas slays a olephant (sp?) and slides down its trunk, Gimli comments on their individual number of kills.
Gimli: That still counts as one.
(Poor Gimli; never could beat out an elf skilled with a bow.)
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