lmao!
OKay.. not a joke in the technical sense.. but..
A friend sent me this, my initial reaction was.... Eeeeeeewwwwww!!!!
And being the generous sort of person that I am, I of course felt obligated to share
SENIOR DRESS CODE
Apparently some people over 50, WAY over 50, or on the way to 50 are quite
confused about how they should present ourselves. They're unsure about the
kind of image they are projecting and whether or not they are correct as
they try to conform to current fashions. Despite what may be
on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:
1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedo's and cellulite
7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
10. Pierced nipples that hang below the waist
11. Bikinis and liver spots
12. Short shorts and varicose veins
13. Inline skates and a walker
Be grateful I edited out the more horrifying ones...