It has come to my attention that most people at SYM, young and old alike, suffer from some serious psychic distortion. Because SYM is the place where all the world's most highly educated individuals gather to talk about today's and tomorrow's problems, we can not let this mental decay continue without endangering the future of Humanity itself! Therefore I have, with the cooperation of Her Enlightened Shrinkness, founded the...
Caenorhabditis Elegans' Practice of Mental Welfare
The following individuals have already signed up for treatment:
- Oozae, with his doubts concerning his veritable gender
- Magrus, with his excessive addiction to alcohol
- Brynn, with her depression following the loss of her devote followers to the MCOPCDAWD
- Ideal Maxima, with his early-life suidicide plans
- CM, with his doubts whether he should follow his Islamic beliefs or his perverted mind
- Luis Antionio, with his love for Brynn which has becomen a mind-devouring obsession
- Dragon Wench, with her compulsive habbit of opening boudoir threads for other members
- Gwalchmai, with his state of euphoric madness caused by DF-hugs
They are all rich enough to have an internet connection and a depression, so they have the money to buy a planeticket to... the snowy taiga of Sweden!
You arrive at
Stockholm-Arlanda Airport...
And, to your surprise, this nice
limousine is waiting for you.
The limousine is completely soundproof to cut you off from the tumult of nowaday's busy society. When the limo leaves Stockholm, you find yourself silently driving past a
beautiful landscape of snowy pines and pitoresque houses. Some hours later, you arrive at a small village, seemingly cut off from the outher world. The limo drives a little further, and stops in front of a
large wooden house. Inside, you are directed to your room by a friendly old lady. It's 4 o'clock already: time for the first session to begin! You walk to the third floor, under the roof, and you lie down on the cosy couch. CE enters, you have a little introduction chat, and then you start talking. Therapy has begun...