"We are broadcasting here from in front of the former Senate building, which was firebombed a few minutes ago by a person wearing golden speedos, shouting "death to democracy, death to the traitor Fas, long live COMM." We are watching horrible scenes of riots and mass hysteria here, as the former enforcer of the High COMM known to the masses as CM, has unexpectedly switched sides and tried to impose some sort of democracy to the tranquil dictatorship of Symistan. Words fail us, as we have to watch supporters of the traitor CM being forced to play "Daikatana" for hours on end. Where will this end? Where is NATO, the USA, The UN, Oprah? Follow us, as we give you hour-to-hour reports of the attempted rebellion in Symistan. From the capitol of Fablesburg, this is the Moonbiter."
