Now make your way into the main SHOWROOM, using the PAPER TAPE MEASURE to throttle anyone who blocks your path.
I laughed out loud at that point.  It's extremely funny, and part of the humor derives from just how well it mirrors the emotions you feel at every stage of the Ikea experience.
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