*SMACK*
*Slaps Opalescence around with a giant sturgeon*
Foolish mortal! It's best not stick your nose into the affairs of Weasel. Especially during an election year!
Actually, COMM is this splinter group that, for some reason, takes credit for the defeat of spam (though, I clearly left Spam in the hands of Georgi... She's to blame... Completely...

). They think they're some sort of power group of SYm... In reality, it's just Fas drinking tea like the Tea-Drinking Wanker he is, and Weasel doing what he's always done: Plot the eventual subjugation of SYM, the World, and corner the market on tea crumpets.
