| when you kill someone then drop all items on your person and try to go pay a fine and wonder why are arrested on counts of murder and indecent exposure
when you go into a shop and buy something becuase its only £100
when buying shirts you enquire whether they are exquisite or just common
when talking to someone you wait to be prompted with options of what to say to them
when you go to the bus stop and expect a stilt strider to be waiting for you
when you wonder why you can't pick something up that weighs 300kg and walk to the next town over
when you cautiously enter ruins of castles waiting to be assaulted by dremora
when you wonder why you fall over clutching your side and holding on for dear life after only being stabbed once
when you think you are the mightiest warrior because you were able to kill someone in one stab
when you talk to crab trying to buy goods
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What is mind? no matter, what is matter? never mind
-alrite we'll kill him first then have tea and biscuits
-ok
-not biscuits
-alrite alrite lets just kill him
-hey hes buggered off
-he 'as hes scarpered
rough lines from monty python sketch |