Oh Elder Council, I am considered one with the newbs. As such, what are the rules and limitations placed upon my conduct towards my fellows? As we are peers of the same class, would it be deemed acceptable to flame others of or near my rank as though they were fair game? I petition the council to allow me freedom to send my fellow newbs upon ridiculous and foolhardy quests for my own amusement, so that I might learn for myself, in my regretable innocence and youth, why your rules are in place. In this manner I might sooner be able to understand your wisdom.
