| Any NPC--"Well, ya see Timmy, We in VVerdenfall have the best Community Watch Program of all. We NEVER go to bed. We just keep an eye out for thieves all day and all night."
Usually followed with, "Hey man, where's that Khajit when I need him. I can't stay awake any longer without some more good moon sugar!"
Any guild master to another, "Oh good, another adventurer ready to walk across the continent doing jobs that Fed Ex would find humiliating. I bet I can get him to do something more stupid than you!" |