[Gruntboy]

The top 10 things that sound filthy in BG2 but aren't:

10. Edwin's rogue stones have disappeared.
9. I gave Viconia a pearl necklace.
8. Jaheira's weapon "has no effect".
7. Aeirie brags how she is "Faster than Chikitah Fastpaws".
6. You can blow on a Horn of Blasting.
5. Stab Mazzy with your Boneblade (or bash her with your Bone Club).
4. Send Nalia to sleep with your Pixie Prick (then give her Flame Tongue).
3. Smite an enemy with your Rod of Lordly Might.
2. Put your finger up the Ring of the Ram.

And the No.1 thing that sounds filthy in BG2 but isn't…
1. Pull out your moon dog and summon a force to help you.


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