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Originally posted by Chanak
Death to Yorkshire Terriers, minature poodles, and all other snack-sized dogs! All they do is eat, poop, and shed their blasted fur everywhere.  What do they do if an intruder enters the house? They yap maniacally, and hide under the couch...bah. May they be victimized by Siamese cats, terrorized by hordes of fleas, and eventually be devoured by a real dog, like a German Shepherd or Siberian Husky!  |
Careful Chanak - those animal loving PETA people will come and blow up your house.
Then, dead, you'll wake up in Small Dog Haters' Purgatory where you'll be tortured by small dogs.
Then, in the fullness of heavenly time, you'll be reborn back on earth as a small dog, wearing your little tartan coat and a bow in your hair and big blokes like yourself will grimace and shout at you, threatening you with the most obscene of violent acts and eventually the wheel of karma will turn once more...