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Originally posted by Fairmaiden
Good heavens - I logged on today and I've just become an Exalted Member!
How did that happen? Is it the number of posts I've written or something? |
No, it's because you've done 1,000 good deeds in reallife. When you've finally finished that thousandth good deed, GameBanshee celebrates that fact by upgrading your membership. You are now capable of small healing miracles, minor levitation, annoying telepathic tricks, and being able to carry on a conversation while asleep.
At the same time, forces of evil everywhere have become aware of your ascension. Your name has been added to their lists, and you will probably note an immediate increase in junkmail, viagra solicitations, and free mortgage offers. Expect to see more lawyers at your place of employment. Yes, they will be carefully but subtly observing you. However, you are safe as long as you remember a member of GameBanshee. As long as you stay within the outer ring of the most holy forum, darkness can at best chuckle at your passing and make sexist comments about your derriere. You are well and truly protected.
I trust that answers your question. Feel free to ask as many as you wish. At GameBanshee, we are never at a lack for answers, no matter how irresponsible they may sound.
