| Name: Paulo
Sex: male
Age: 33
Height: 5”7 (170-173cm depending on whose conversion formula is accurate)
Hair: black, nappy when less than half an inch long, going for a mohawk this Christmas then back to stubble head for next trimester.
Foot Size: 10
Origin: Mom and Dad had sex (in the Philippines)
Interests: fantasy fiction, anime, trivia, 9ball pool, searching for the perfect Siberian Huskie, learning about punk rock, drunken philosophical discussion,
Dislikes: stalkers, fanaticism, conservatives under 30, being asked why I don’t want to immigrate to the US, wearing a suit and tie in the tropics, tight shoes…etc.
Alignment: chaotic good when nobody’s looking; otherwise, neutral good
Current Crisis: Coke or Pepsi?
Deep Thoughts: You dig a really deep hole you can’t easily climb out of by yourself then you jump in. Who’s a better friend? The dude who jumps in to keep you company until you’re ready to leave or the dude who throws you a rope but wants to know why you did such a fool thing in the first place?
*Optional* but interesting nonetheless
Religious Philosophy: Secular Humanism with bouts of Agnostic Pantheism (for lack of a better term)
Profession: teacher / freelance writer / soon to be music producer
Politik: too much of a critic to have one
Favorite Movies: Cinema Paradiso, Amelie, The Shining, The Exorcist, Forrest Gump, Bladerunner
Favorite Colors: blood red on snow white
Favorite Books: Salinger’s Catcher in the Rye, The Dune books (just the ones by Frank Herbert and not his son), Orson Scott Card’s Alvin Maker and Ender series, anything by Neil Gaiman. Gabriel Garcia Marquez’s One Hundred Years of Solitude. C.S. Lewis’s The Screwtape letters
Dream Date: Any Ms. Venezuela from 10 years ago to the present.
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"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."
- Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)
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