Hey I heard you served a new special drink here, electric drink,makes the old chest hair really stand up, could use some of that, need to get drunk, and no there doesn't have to be a reason.
AN makes halfhearted grab at the bum of one of the serving wenches, serving wench slugs him in the jaw, AN breaks out crying like a baby.
Service, service, oh well have to get some of that stuff myself.
AN goes in the back where all of Ned's special concoctions are made, weird brews of red white and blue(how patriotic), and little stewed SYMer parts(from Aegis or Minerva knows who), followed by a drink which shoots out lightning, this must be the drink, grabbing some rubber gloves and boots, he picks up the drink gingerly, carefully carrying it back to the table. Then working up the nerve he takes a deep swig of it, All of a sudden lightining flashes, the power goes out for a second then turns back on, and AN is in a daze, wanders around the bar, shocking people with his finger, cackling each time.
Hee Hee now I am the electro SLURREr