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Old 03-23-2002, 02:46 PM
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Waylon Smithers

How many people can say they love their jobs as much as Waylon Smithers? As the personal assistant to C. Montgomery Burns, Smithers enjoys an intimacy with power that most people will never experience. His responsibilities include driving Mr. Burns, peddling him on a tandem bike, cleaning and maintaining his denture collection (including Burns' prized fang dentures) and calling employees into Burns' office to be fired. Outside of work, Smithers spends his time collecting Malibu Stacy dolls, using his computer (with its Mr. Burns screensaver) and going on vacation at men's singles resorts. His greatest ambition is for Mr. Burns to respond to his loving devotion; short of that, he'd like to own the latest life-size Malibu Stacy outfit.
LOL! Not to mention listening to his "It's raining men" record. So, either his gay, or he really enjoys his work and likes his boss, "happens" to have sort of unusual interests and hobbies and does not date with women much...

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Originally posted by VoodooDali

From reading the above--if SYMers were Simpson's characters, would Fable be Mr. Burns?
"Excellent! In that case I think I would be Hans Moleman.

No! Wait! I am Hans Moleman.........

"I'm really 30 years old. Alcohol ruined my body"....
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