A guy goes to the optometrist. The doctor tells him, "You've got to stop m@sturb@ting!"
"Why Doc?" he asked, "Am I going blind?"
"No," the doctor explained, "but you're upsetting the other patients!" 
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"Chikara wa seigyo dekiru kedo, sore ni, tayoru tsumori wa nai."
"I can control my power but I have no intention of relying on it."
"Is there anything you want, anything at all. Come to me, I'll be your guardian angel" |