Day 818 - well they coaxed me into a basket with a few prawns. GOD I AM SO STUPID! I had discussed 'the knife' with Butch (a harmless gibbering Persian).
As soon as the gate was closed I knew that was the end of the two hairballs I value. I suddenly lost my appetite - I will never be able to look at a prawn again without thinking of my own lonely one...
The softskinned one was smiling - the bearded one was looking a little green. What will I say to Kitty? meOWWWWW
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Parachute for sale, like new! Never opened!
Guinness, black goes with everything.
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