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Originally posted by fable:
<STRONG>It is time, once again, that this tome of secret knowledge by unveiled before an unsuspecting new public. Behold!</STRONG>
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Sadly, you are the last to know, Fable. This discussion has been rendered obselate by ongoing developments, as witnessed at
www.dot.com.com/DwarvenThrowers/Phds_only/subtopic31. The web site is tempermental, as it is hosted at a Carribean server running off of local pedal power. Try to catch it during indigineous festival days; during those periods, there is both energy and rum a-flowing a-plenty.
My colleagues and I have left single- or even multiple- dwarven throwing in the proverbial dust, and this includes the infamous siamese question. The latest development involves laying a rock-and-concrete foundation upon an almost-extinct volcano, insuring that the entire foundation is angled and tilted at a small but carefully measured degree. Next, salt a nearby "mine" with gold sprinklings and gems, issue a generilized "gold rush" call, and after Dwarves and Hobbits and other small huminoid races greedily descend upon the bedrock, and build a small village on the curiously smooth surface they find there, and afterwards spend a winter or two shivering in the high alpine air, you have beautifully prepared the ultimate weapon.
When your rival's capital gives you problems, call in a cleric or two. A well-placed earthquake spell causes the volcano to erupt instantly, propelling the entire Dwaven/Hobbit village into the air, following a steady parabola as dictated by the crafty angling of the underlying concrete, which thunks it down directly on your enemy's capital city. It is utterly destroyed, and all you have lost is a small poverty-stricken village of dreamers and schemers.
Voila.
Just a sample of what high-end cogitationing will do fer ya'.
I trust this thread will end, now, immediately, like SO.
[ 08-14-2001: Message edited by: two ]