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Old 03-26-2001, 04:58 PM
Dúnadan Dúnadan is offline
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Ah, but there is always a solution to any problem on the battlefield, especially when it comes to hucking midgets. If you don't want to let the halfling see the decoy food, blindfold him, if he smells it, shove a cork or two up his nostrils. Either way, the problem will be averted with grace and finesse.

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